

I went to Wild Wings and found this in the bottom of my basket of deep fried pickles. I was so confused. Eventually it was revealed it was my friend Colten!
3/3 this year in baseball. Another game Tuesday. CAN’T WAIT.

What began as a traditional soccer riot has escalated into a city wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby has declared mob rule. So, for the next several years, it’s every family for itself.

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
(via glorbon)